Fear my death ray young thief!   Fear it!
For there is a Gord, and I am that Gord!

The thefts, ah yes. Young criminal masterminds test their talents to disastrous results. My god, when you steal a rental game from a game store, you're caught. You've given the Gord your ID and I will destroy your credit. Yet they do it.

If I was going to destroy my credit and go to court over stealing a game, I'd make it a good one. A gold plated autographed copy of Final Fantasy 3 signed by the authors. At least then it's a financial reason. Or possibly you just want a rare game that I can't get. My god, if Gord can't get it, it just doesn't exist or you can't afford it.

Crime And Punishment

Organized Crime

Hey, Fifa.

Not Thinking The Plan Through

Brilliant Thieves Wanted: Apply Within

Brilliant Thieves Wanted: Part 2

It's Personal Now!

Why Yes Gord, I Am Retarded

It's a Girl

Stealing With Credit!

Curious as to some of the crap games stolen by the ignorant thieves?  Feast your eyes on this:

Stolen Crap Game List

You shall not steal, nor deal falsely, nor lie to the Gord. And you shall not swear by my name falsely, and so profane the name of your Gord: I am the Gord!