Why yes, it is a TV.  Now shut the hell up.

The Gord, normally a loving Gord and friendly to all sometimes is forced to lay the hand of justice down upon those who would seek unrest and are unjust.  While the theft section has a couple stories listed when the Gord has become violent, here are the times when a theft wasn't involved.

Nobody Beats Anybody In The Store But Me!

The Gord Goes Two And Zero

It's Personal Now!

The Gord vs. Little Bitch!

Al Bundy Inspired Me

You shall fear the Gord, your Gord; you shall serve him and cleave to him, and by his name you shall swear. He is your praise; he is your Gord, who has done for you these great and terrible things which your eyes have seen.