Now, Gord liked to sell games from Japan as Japan gets a
lot of curiously odd games that never come out in North America.
Sadly, North American gamers generally only want new games that they have
already played before and like to complain that there are no
curiously odd games.
Anyway, there is quite the market for importing games from
Japan as a number of people actually want the curiously odd
games.
While the legality of a territorial restriction on a game
console is questionably dubious as it is clearly a violation
of laws that specifically address and prohibit the encumbrance
of trade, that is a discussion for another time.
Long story short, you can't play games from Japan on your
North American PlayStation because Sony hates you.
To get around machine encoded lockout, you have to consider
the options. First, buy a machine from Japan. The
"not so cheap" way.
Or the cheap way, have a small chip installed into your
PlayStation that circumvents the territorial protection of the
PlayStation, and thereby allowing you to play games from any
region.
The most common variant of "mod chips" are the ones that
also nullify the copy protection scheme in the machine.
For some strange reason, this is a very popular attraction.
However, as a game store owner, Gord likes the first reason
and not the second one. A rather uncommon mod chip that
he stocked was a mod chip that did only territorial protection
removal. Most people would assume that mod chips by
default removed copy protection. This provided many,
many hours of entertainment.
"Do you sell mod chips?"
"Yes, I sell mod chips that let you play games from
Japan."
"Oh, great! I've been wanting to get one for a long
time. I'll go get my machine."
Customer leaves, brings in PlayStation.
Gord gets mod chip installed.
Customer picks up machine.
Customer returns angry.
"It doesn't play back-ups!"
"It also makes for a lousy speed dump and it isn't a web
shooter. Catches criminals like flies, my ass!"
"I wanted to play back-ups."
"I want to be Spiderman."
"You said it would play back-ups!"
"No, I said it would play imports."
"You ripped me off."
"No, I sold you exactly what I said I would."
"Give me my money back."
"Not seeing a positive angle for me in your plan."
"I'm never coming back!"
"Door's to your left."
Or for the sake of variety, as this type of conversation
would happen rather regularly, he would actually offer the
refund.
"Very well, I'll give you a refund on the cost of the
chip."
<Gord would remove chip>
"Here your machine, and here's your $10."
"Hey! I paid $50."
"Yes, $10 for the chip, and $40 for installation.
Taxes included."
"I want all my money back!"
"Sorry, labour is non-refundable."
Alas, this would soon become the favourite way of handling
the situation. And the best part would be when they
would ask for the chip to be installed again.
"Very well, that be $40 for installation. Payable
in advance this time."
"You're a rip-off!"
"I'm also very good at StarCraft."
"I'm never coming back!"
"Door's to your left."
Ah the memories.
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