Why do they insist on calling someone who keeps hanging up on them?  All it does is make them so angry they'll do nothing.









hapter Nine


on't You Dare Hang Up On Me!

<Ring>

"Gamer's Edge"

"Yes, I'm stuck in GoldenEye on the snow level."

"I'm sorry sir, we don't give advice for games over the phone."

"I DEMAND you help me get through this!"

"If you say so."

<click>

<ring>

"Gamer's Edge"

"Don't you dare fucking hang up on me!"

"Ok."

<click>

<ring>

"Gamer's Edge"

"What the hell are you doing?!?  I said don't fucking hang up on me!"

"So sorry about that.  It'll never happen again."

<click>

No one makes demands of the Gord for he shall cast them off and abandon them to the darkness.