Stand still, I'm about to do the world a favour...

Thus will I put an end to lewdness in the land, that all customers may take warning and not commit lewdness as you have done.  And your lewdness shall be requited upon you, and you shall bear the penalty for your sinful idolatry; and you shall know that I am the Gord!"

For here are the tales and tribunals of the Gord.

Felony Love Lost

Wrestlemania Ruined My Life

I'm Not The Deadbeat You're Looking For

You Should Have Known My Son Was A Thief

Pokemon Love Lost

I'm Pay For The Case, and I Get A Free Game, Right?

Genetically Repressed

You Know They Just Don't Date

Don't You Dare Hang Up On me!

The Callback

Gran Turismo Action!

Ninja Scroll

Compulsive Liar Syndrome

Price Match?

Wal-Mart PS2 Campout


Don't Touch!  You'll Go Blind!

Dreamcast Love!

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

The Phantom Memory

GameCube Zealot

Someone Lied!

Gord Can Keep Going and Going and Going