trap that was being worked on before Gord took his leave at
the empire was a delightfully cunning trap, as traps were
wonderfully intellectual exercises!
bait: GoldenEye for the N64. This particular cartridge had
been destroyed by a family that had placed gum on the
connection bridge, then
they had their
pet monkey who was wielding a screwdriver
try to clean it off.
plan: Rig up a series of capacitors inside the cartridge that
would charge and then discharge sending 50,000 volts of
electric death into the N64. It would work exactly like a
taser (think stun gun). Then once this cartridge of N64 doom
was ready, it would be left on the counter to be stolen.
was stolen, it would begin it's long reign of death! N64's
around the city would be destroyed at their very cores! In
one last defiant act, Gord would leave a murderous rampage of
dead N64s in his wake.
the screwdriver set required to open an N64 cartridge did not
arrive before Gord had left to destinations overseas. This
glorious exercise would never see the light of day.