"Yes, I was wondering if you could tell me how much credit I
have on file."
"What is your phone number please?"
<name and phone number are given>
"You currently have $0 credit on file."
"But I had over $50!"
"That is true, you did. But then you stole Aerofighter
Assault on May 22 of 2000. So I just took the price of if off
your credit, and then took the rest away under the 'idiot
"I didn't steal it"
"Yes you did. I saw you. I even asked you if you liked
crap shooting games before you left, and that I specifically
said that 'Aerofighter Assault is a very poor game, I can't
believe anyone would rent it.' I said it right to you when
the game was sticking out from your pocket."
"I don't steal!"
"I saw you pick it up and put in your pocket."