20 minutes later…
Ah sweet! That's the same last name as the crazy lady…
Unleash the dogs of war!
"Good Afternoon, Government's Agents Office. How may I
direct your call?"
"Yes, I'd like to make a complaint about Gamer's Edge. I need
to talk to… <pause>… the bureau, the bureau of… the bureau of
video games and uhm…"
"The Bureau of Video Games and Customer Relations? One
moment please. I'll transfer your call."
Gord presses the 5 key on the phone and says:
"Bureau of Video Games and Customer Relations. How may I
be of assistance?"
"Yes, I'd like to file a complaint about Gamer's Edge in
Penticton! For no reason they were rude to me and refused to
rent to me!"
"Wait a minute, aren't you that crazy lady that was down there
earlier today? We're heard about you! You slammed your door
on your kid. So what, are you retarded by birth or just been
beat around the head too much?"
"Seriously, what's with you. When they say the mentally
challenged should not procreate, you're the poster child. I
can transfer you to that department if you like."
"You can't talk to me like that!"
"I'm sorry, but the law says that if you are on welfare
that government agents can treat you however we want because
technically, you owe us. Get off welfare if you want to be
treated with respect."
"I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!"
"What?" (my god, has she not clued in yet as to what's
"Put your boss on the phone NOW!"
"One moment please."
(Gord presses the 5 key again for a tone)
"This is the department supervisor."
"Yes, your staff is rude to me!"
"Well, have you ever thought why that might be?"
"Well, look at you. You're a lousy dresser, you're fucking
annoying, and you're on welfare because you can't hold a job.
How about you just shut the hell up and stop spending my money
by getting a job and off of welfare."
You'd think that they would have hung up a long time back…
And you also think they would never come back. Can you guess
what part 3 is? Oh I think you can…