night as the Gord was preparing a letter to be sent
off. Then suddenly an individual runs up and kicks
the front door to the store as hard as he can.
"What the hell is he doing?" thought the Gord
as he stood up.
The attacker tried a second time to kick the door
down. Failing that, he turned and left the scene.
The Gord was an angry Gord, and the Gord was a
The Gord hopped over the counter and exited the
store. He quickly caught up to the two would be
thieves across the street from the staircase exit to a
lower level nightclub.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
queried the Gord in a most unpleasant fashion.
"We're just walking" was the response.
"Trying to kick down doors is a part of your
walk!?" questioned the Gord.
"You want trouble? You got trouble!" spoke one of the
two individuals that Gord had stopped. The individual
pulled out a metal pipe from his jacket.
The Gord was curious why he hadn't used that to try
and take the door down.
Anyway, the vandal wasn't very proficient in using a
weapon and levelled it above his head in a threatening
fashion. Fortunately the Gord was trained for just
this scenario. He stepped in, ensured the arm could
not swing the pipe at the Gord while the Gord's other
hand came up and proceeded to send the vandals nose
into his cranium. The stories are true. When you do
that to a person there truly is blood everywhere.
While the vandal was dropping back and screaming in
pain as his blood went everywhere, the second vandal
stood in surprise. Before the first person even hits
the ground the Gord side kicked the second person in
the chest and send him careening down a cement
The conflict was resolved in two hits. The Gord was 2
The Gord picked up the pipe and returned to the
store. Shortly there after the police and paramedics
arrived. According to one of the officers on the
scene a group of four guys gang beat up the two guys. Or at
least, that was their story.
For if you cross the Gord, the Gord shall strike you