noon hour at the store as customers are about and all
are happy. Into the store enters a lone individual
who begins to stalk one of the customers.
When the moment arrives, the stalker attacks and hits
a lone person in the back of the head and runs for the
"Nobody beats anyone around here but me"
noted the Gord. He was a very angry, vengeful Gord.
the counter he leapt and outside he went to dish out
the hand of vengeance
on the stalker. The spectators were perplexed as to
what was going on and some only heard the cry of Gord
as he yelled "Hey! Jackass! Get back here!"
The Gord exited the store and there awaited a mob of
eight. They had come in search of the one they had
attacked, and were surprised by the hand of Gord.
While outnumbered, the Gord was not stopping.
"Hey you! What the hell you doing!!!" announced the
Gord as he approached the attacker. Sensing danger,
the attacker attempted to back away and proclaimed he
didn't want trouble.
"You don't want trouble? You got trouble!" spoke the
Gord as he grabbed the kid about the jacket and yelled
into his face.
At this time a lone individual decided to intervene
and save his friend. For your amusement, he was a
homie who decided to take off his backpack and jacket
and was speaking in homie. The Gord let the punk go
and approached the lone individual who sought to save
When they stood toe to toe, the Gord leaned forward
and whispered so that only the homie could hear. He
spoke "Pick up your backpack and walk away or I will
break your nose and let you bleed all over yourself to
serve as an example to the others."
The homie decided he was rather fond of his clothes
and his nose. So he turned around, picked up his
stuff and walked away, leaving his friend to fend for
The punk who started it all was attempting to exit the
scene. The Gord quickly caught up to him and began to
announce his displeasure at the scenario at hand.
While the punk proclaimed he wasn't afraid of the
Gord, his backing up into a wall and profuse shaking
In the end the punk apologized and claimed the whole
scenario was a misunderstanding. In exchange for not
having any painful move done to him, he vowed not to
seek retribution on the individual he originally
The Gord spared him.
The Gord is a vengeful Gord. Love the Gord, fear the