"Yes, I have GoldenEye rented from you and I'm stuck onů"
(note: all three copies of GoldenEye were in at the time of
this call, and while we are talking, I pulled up his number in
the accounts file as Gord has caller ID, and he didn't have an
"I'm sorry, we don't give advice for games over the phone."
"Because then I would be here all day answering phone calls
for help on games to everyone whether they got the game here
"Look, I just need help in this one spot."
"I'm sorry, no. We don't give advice for games over the
So buddy yells "Fucking asshole!" and then hangs up.
So Gord did the only thing that came to mind, he called him
"Yes, is Michael in?"
"Yes, this is him."
"Ah, I was curious and wanted to know what's it like to be
"More specifically, I wanted to know what it was like to be
an asshole. In a poll of 100 people, your name came up 83
times as being an asshole. "
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? WHO IS THIS?!"
"I would be Gord from Gamer's Edge. You just phoned me a
few minutes ago. And now, my life is complete. Good day."