they were, wanting to rent a game… "What's the game
they're playing on the TV there?"
"Oh, looks good. I'll take that one."
So Gord goes to get the CD, looks at it, and shed a
tear as he waved at it while thinking "I'm never
going to see this CD ever again like this" as
this couple had an intelligence that fluctuated based
on the temperature.
… 3 days later…
Felony comes back… And it looks like Pac-Man. "Uhm….
Ok…" So Gord phones them up and ask what the hell
happened, and when they were going to come in and pay
"It was like that when we got it."
The Gord is far above them in intellect and apparently
they did not factor that into the equation when they
were drawing up this well-crafted excuse. As well, if
I rented a game and it looked like Pac-Man I'd bring
that to the attention of the place when I returned it.
Well, they never did pay for it and it was forwarded
Then a year later they return…
"I would like to rent these games."
"I'm sorry. Your account has been closed and
forwarded to collections for money you owe."
"I want to rent these games!"
"I'm sorry. That isn't going to happen until you
pay off what you owe and give us a credit card for
"Fine! I'll just go elsewhere then!"
that. That's why I'm not renting to you."