"I bought this Super Nintendo here yesterday, and it
"It doesn't work."
"As in it doesn't turn on at all, or just a black screen?"
"A black screen."
<Gord grabs another Super Nintendo off the stack and plugs
it into the monitor behind the counter.>
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to test to make sure this one works before
you take it."
"I want my money back!!"
"Any particular reason why you want your money back
instead of another Super Nintendo?"
"You sell broken stuff! I don't want to deal with
anyone who does that."
"Oh really? Well that's odd, because it worked
when it first came in."
"I want my money back."
<Gord picks up 'broken' Super Nintendo and begins to plug
it into the monitor>
"What are you doing?! I don't have time for this!"
"I'm going to see if someone here is about to have a bad
day. If it doesn't work, you'll get your money back.
Oh, well look at that. The machine works just fine.
Three guesses who doesn't get a refund, first two don't
"Give me a refund!"
"Here's your Super Nintendo. Have a nice day."